February 2012
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I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy.
– Finding Nemo
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jim: hello?
sebastian: is this a bad time?
jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
jim: WAIT.
jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you're lying, i'll make you into shoes.
sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
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Here’s to listening to your dad bust a gut laughing while watching Frasier.
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outofthecavern:
thatoneprince:
emmumu:
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HANDS DOWN THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR EVER.
WHAT IS AIR
i cannot
I have a feeling you don’t have enough Star Wars win on your dash. :D
THIS IS GREATTTT
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Here’s to answering the phone and pausing awkwardly for a few seconds before remembering that you’re supposed to say “Hello.”
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